Baby work = dirty work

When I became a mum, I knew full well that it was not going to be roses and clean clothes. I was prepared or so I thought. Oh, how wrong I could be.

Here is a list of the top five places sick or poo have gotten in the last 21 weeks...

5) In my hair (sick): it really is part of the course when feeding and burping a baby. Gross none the less

4) On my fingers (poo): again, no surprises how it got there, but important to check before wiping yours or your baby'so head

3) Down my cleavage (sick): it just happens and then gathers like a warm milky pool in the bra. Delightful

2) Under my pinky nail (poo): vile, just vile and requires some additional cleaning

And number one of the current most awful places for poo and sick to be is (drumroll please.....)

1) In my crotch (sick): this follows on from cleavage sick, but definitely feels like you have just wet yourself. Just have to hope it doesn't happen in public and on light trousers